An exciting Educational Experience has begun. Pray for me.

Even knowing no one is ever going to see this page--if anyone ever sees any part of my website--I still feel oddly self-concious of being at such a low level. Like so many other people, I never really learned to be bad at things. If I wasn't good at it I just stopped doing it before anyone could laugh at me.

It's always wild to be a beginner, again.

AH!

Did I scare you? Sorry about that.

BOO!

...okay that time I meant to scare you.

And Now: Headings in various sizes

take a peach, take a plum

take a stick of bubblegum

not a peach

not a plum

not a stick of bubblegum

oh h6 is proper tiny isn't it

Games I am currently playing:

• Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
• Fire Emblem: Three Houses
• a borderline irresponsible amount of Dr Mario
• Whatever the first Fire Emblem game is called? FE7 or whatever

The last six coherent thoughts I had about this process:

1. ~they're all gonna laugh at you cupcaaaaake~
2. I always wanted a cool website, I might not manage cool but maybe I can do the website part
3. My skills as a touch-typist don't translate to all these lil markup characters, I keep hitting the wrong cone
4. What is that little cone symbol called again? I should know this
5. [supermarket music]
6. ....greater than/less than? is that what they're called?

Okay folks, lets see if we can get an image in here.

GREAT SUCCESS

....theoretically she has alt text too but i can't see it...